Life giving you cramps?
If you’re sitting there behind you computer screen, tablet, smart phone, with your pants adjusted to see what sexual related writing material in my blog you can Fap off to prepare to be blue balled. As much as I enjoy writing comically about sex and social issues I felt like this blog needed to be wrote and equally read. Perhaps my sexual writing libido is in decline and I find myself writing something comparable to a dry hump. So if you feel like tucking Trouser Trevor away