"WHAT are you doing?!"
I'd frequently get that perplexed question mixed with a look of horror, whenever I'd eat a candy bar in front of my friends. No, not because I'd shove the whole thing in my mouth in one go (although that'd be a feat worthy of admiration, too), but because I'd dissect the thing painstakingly, layer by layer. Take a Twix for example. First I'd gnaw off the top chocolate coating, then the caramel layer, and last I'd eat the cookie. But Twix is really for b