The ‘CATS’ Movie Is a Boring Disaster Filled With Joyless Pussies
While the CATS movie is not the unmitigated disaster that trailers and production reports hinted at, it is arguably something much worse. For a movie starring Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, and Jennifer Hudson about a cult of teeny-tiny cats who sing and dance in hopes that Judi Dench will c hoose them to die, CATS is incredibly, confusingly boring. This is a film adaptation of one of the most ridiculous productions in theatrical history. The plot is legitimately out of its mind.